My briefs were made approximately five years ago in a factory in the Sai-Pan Islands. They have since gone on to have a number one pop record ("Cheese makes me horny, but not the same extent as you, babe."), write an award winning musical ("Faeces and Desertion - The George W Bush Story") and host a short-lived variety program ("Chuck's puns and B-list celebrity hour"). He is probably best known as the aueter of the avante garde independant art house short film "The Existential Dolphin of the Soul II - The Reckoning". He is married with two children and lives in my underwear draw.

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